Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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