I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
All I want is dick and wine.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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