Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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