just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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