Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
i think i just lost a toe
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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