at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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