How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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