I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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