What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
that's an acceptable place to lick
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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