You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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