i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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