i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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