They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Pappa wants mamma naked
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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