1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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