I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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