Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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