we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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