Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
That was an excessively violent trivia night
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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