So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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