did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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