Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
