piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
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nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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