Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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