I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Your cock deserves a montage
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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