Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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