in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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