Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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