Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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