you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize