You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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