I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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