The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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