Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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