So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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