bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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