walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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