Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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