why didn't you poke me back
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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