I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.