You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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