The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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