She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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