My friends, they love my intelligence
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
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Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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