i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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