That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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