i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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