Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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