ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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