Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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