i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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