I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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