if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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