BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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