Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
sex on a bike is impossible
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