47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
