I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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