Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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