After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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